Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

  • I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
  • One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  • You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
  • So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
  • People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
  • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.
  • So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
  • Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
  • It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
  • The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
  • Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
  • See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
  • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
  • I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
  • The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
  • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
  • Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
  • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
  • It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
  • Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
  • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
  • Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
  • If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
  • Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
  • It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
  • It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
  • Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
  • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
  • You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
  • Grow older and become toothless soon.
  • Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

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